Kristen Nelson, over on Pub Rants (bookmark that blog if you haven't already), talked about a query she got last month that stated if she didn't get the writer a book deal, it would be her fault if the writer died. I really wanted to laugh but I can relate too closely to that situation. Only I get threatened with eternal damnation. (Not kidding.)
I think the one that takes the cake for me is where the writer submitted a book and it was really, really horrendous. There were no less than 40 errors (mostly spelling and grammar, some misuse of words) in the first page. In his/her query, the writer stated that they had prayed about this book, that God had told them to write it, and that my company was the publisher God wanted to publish it.
I was very nice when I rejected it. Even included a personal note. She was devastated. I got a scathing reply which included insinuations about my level of spirituality and my commitment to the gospel. The writer warned me that if I didn't repent and live righteously enough that the Spirit could speak to me that I would suffer the punishment of e.d.
About two years later, the writer resubmitted. The errors were down to about 25 on the first page. I rejected again. She cursed me again.
Just recently I heard from the writer. They wanted to inform me that another publisher had snapped up their book and very much appreciated its spiritual quality and said publisher was non-LDS so what was my problem?
If any of you feel the same way about your books, you could try this writer's publisher.
P.S. I'm all out of questions. Please send more.